tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38163964571379027682024-03-12T19:37:56.674-07:00GM's Revenge!A blog whose purpose is to help aspiring GMs to run a better game.Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.comBlogger203125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-51615906129774908322017-06-20T03:48:00.001-07:002017-06-20T03:48:33.402-07:00Tom ranks the James Bond movies<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1YeD8sISZho" width="480"></iframe>Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-15457650826986676372017-06-20T03:43:00.001-07:002017-06-20T03:43:41.934-07:00Wonder Woman review<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dJstE6Vx0hM" width="480"></iframe>Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-79856286168854506062017-02-01T11:24:00.001-08:002017-02-01T11:24:20.849-08:00Dear Netflix, Part One<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mjC6HqeympM" width="480"></iframe>Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-81823914553898059772013-04-20T14:54:00.001-07:002013-04-20T14:54:48.288-07:00Time to call it a daySome personal stuff happened this week that made me realize that I don't want to be a GM any more. For some thirty years or so it has been something I both enjoyed and hated. I liked world building and leading players on adventures, and at the same time I could come to outright hate some of the people I called friends because they drove me batshit insane. It was my love of storytelling that outweighed my frustration with my players, which is why I would come back to it. And it is why I was able to successfully run my Vindicators PBEM for twelve years.<br />
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Twelve years. That's quite an accomplishment, I think. And a large part of it was due to the players I managed to recruit, great guys who gave me good reason to keep the ball rolling. But, well, these past few months just felt like I was lurching from one crisis to another in an attempt to keep the game afloat. Players quitting, others giving me trouble. The game felt sort of like a television series that had lasted one season too long. It was the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285333/?ref_=sr_2">Alias</a> of PBEMs.<br />
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So after I had experienced some frustration with a couple of my players I came to realize I was just not having fun any more. And this blog was not fun for me to write any more, either. Granted, I felt as if I was running out of things to talk about but I figured after a few weeks something would come to mind. I was enjoying writing that series of super villain articles and it was going to lead up to me talking about this guy:<br />
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Scorpius is one of my favorite villains, due in large part to him having a wonderful story arc. This was a guy who started out as Farscape's big bad, introduced late in season one. And as the series progressed he became the heroes' reluctant ally because as bad as he was, the Scarrons were actually worse. That was one of the great things about Farscape; there was no Federation like Star Trek. Often it felt like you were stuck in a world where your only choices were Fascist Italy, Nazi Germany or Stalinist Soviet Union.<br />
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But every time I sat down to write the Scorpius article I got, I don't know, bored. And I felt at least I had to refresh my memory regarding the Farscape series and I could not finish season four. It's not a very good season, in my opinion. There are filler episodes, or the guys are doing things we've already seen them do before. And the writers' attempts to keep John and Aeryn apart just feel forced. I know there is an awesome final story arc but wading through mediocrity is wearing.<br />
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So between me not wanting to be a GM and me not knowing what to write here any more, I am shutting down GM's Revenge. Looking back over the three years I've been writing this...<br />
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Jesus Christ. Three years? That long? Wow. Anyway, I enjoyed writing this and I hope that, somehow, some time, somewhere, I may have helped a GM come up with an idea or two. For those of you who followed the blog, thanks!<br />
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TomTomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-90175649520771421742013-04-16T11:19:00.001-07:002013-04-16T11:19:38.883-07:00Song of The WeekStatic X. Push It. Outside of that, I got nothin' this week. <br />
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What some of you might not know...or at least you here in the states, was there was another all-girl band that came out at about the same time called All Saints. They didn't have quite the impact in the USA the Spice Girls did and I don't know why. Maybe it was because they weren't as gimmicky as the Spice Girls and hence did not have the same sort of hook. Maybe the market here in the states couldn't sustain two girl bands. I don't know. I do know is I liked the All Saints singles better than the Spice Girls. One of them was Black Coffee:<br />
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In the mean time I still love doing my songs of the week. And this week I thought I would choose a song from one of my favorite albums of all time: Styx, Pieces of Eight. I give you....Lord of The Rings!<br />
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This is just too awesome for words. For those of you fortunate enough to grow up with Speed Racer, this should be a treat for you:<br />
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Yeah, this goes back that far.<br />
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Passionworks was Heart's seventh studio album, it was the first with new band members and came right out after Private Audition. Private Audition, by the way, is a horrible album. It's so bad I can't name a single song from it. Passionworks, on the other hand, has some sweet, sweet tunes, among them this one, Sleep Alone.<br />
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To me, this is the beginning of what I feel is Heart's best era, the trio of their albums I like best; Passionworks, their title album, and Bad Animals. After that they got too...poppy? Is poppy a term? Whatever. I just thought crap like All I Want To Do Is Make Love To You was too syrupy. Granted, The Night is a good tune but overall for me the album after Bad Animals, Brigade, is largely forgettable.Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-38303096980648940092013-03-16T18:15:00.000-07:002013-03-16T18:15:23.284-07:00Study In Evil, part eightSo. <i>Avatar, The Last Airbender</i>.<br />
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Much like <i>Gargoyles</i>, this was one of the best television series ever made. That is not hyperbole, it is a fact. It was wonderfully animated, had a strong voice cast, was very well written, with an epic three season storyline that did not disappoint in the slightest. So with all that being said I want it understood up front that if you have not seen this series then stop reading this article. It is going to be spoiler heavy and I do not want to ruin your opportunity to enjoy this show. I am not kidding. Netflix it, see if your local library has it.<br />
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But for God's sake do not see the live action movie.<br />
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Okay, if you have already seen the series, or if you have chosen not to and want to read this article anyway (And damn it, I am serious; watch this series!) then for the benefit of those who are ignorant of the plot I will try and be brief. There are four nations: Earth, Air, Fire, Water. Each nation has those who can manipulate one of the four elements. These beings are known as Benders. The Avatar is a being who can master all four elements and is seen as a powerful force for good. The emperor of the Fire nation declares war on the others and takes out the Avatar, his friend. The Avatar reincarnates in a cycle and the emperor knows he will be born in the Air nation next, so he destroys the air temple and wipes out all the benders. Almost all; he fails to realize the Avatar, a young boy named Aang, escaped. Aang fell into the ocean with his flying bison Appa and was frozen, much like Captain America. About a hundred years later he is thawed out when he comes into contact with two members of the Southern Water tribe, sister and brother Katara and Sokka. They realize what Aang is and they know that he is the last hope for bringing down the Fire nation.<br />
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Now, while this is going on the Emperor's son, Zuko, has been sent on a futile quest to find the Avatar. It is just busy work to get him away from the Fire nation due to him being is disfavor with his father, Fire Lord Ozai. Aided by his uncle Iroh, Zuko is nearby when Aang is thawed out and suddenly his futile quest is not quite so futile...<br />
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And now we come to the subject of this article: Prince Zuko. Who is he? What is his motivation? Why is he to my mind the best character in the entire Avatar series?<br />
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When we first meet Zuko he is an angry young man obsessed with what he percieves is his personal shame and his quest to regain his honor and his father's approval. He is young, hot-headed, irrational, willing to do anything and everything to achieve his aim, with is to capture Aang, The Avatar. His motivations are very clear cut and if he had remained the same character as first appeared in the first episode, The Boy In The Iceberg, he would have been one of the most boring characters to have ever graced television.<br />
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Only as the series progressed the writers began to produce interesting wrinkles to Zuko's story. Zuko's quest conflicts with that of the Fire nation's Admiral Zhao, who seeks to destroy the Avatar himself. Zuko even disguises himself as the Blue Spirit to free Aang from Zhao's clutches.<br />
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In the wake of the events of season one, also known as Book One, Water, Zuko and his uncle are now fugitives, hunted by Admiral Zhao's forces as well as his utterly batshit insane sister, Princess Azula.<br />
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Azula is an okay villain, but crazy is boring. During season two, also known as Book Two, Earth, Zuko and Iroh are on the run. During this period we see Zuko experience ups and downs and we discover that like Katara and Sokka, he lost his mother early on (It is later discovered Azula secretly killed her. I guess the writers really, really wanted you to hate her.). Ultimately, Azula talks Zuko into working with her to capture Aang but all they succeed in doing is mortally wounding him and arresting Iroh. Zuko returns to the Fire nation a hero.<br />
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In season three, Book Three, Fire, Zuko discovers just how Evil his father is and he undergoes his ultimate epiphany. He seeks out Aang and his friends to join in their quest to stop the war and defeat Ozai before he can attain ultimate power. Zuko and Katara fight Azula in a climactic battle while Aang takes on Ozai. In the end Zuko becomes the new Fire Lord and swears to usher in a new era of peace and to restore his country's honor.<br />
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Now, all of that leaves out a ton of story. There were sixty one episodes. Were there bad ones? Sure, one or two. Were there plot elements that did not make sense or were discarded? I can think of maybe one. It was very strong, tight storytelling and even if you read the above I think the thirty or so hours you invest in watching the series would be time well spent.<br />
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So, in watching Zuko what can you learn if you were a GM crafting such a character?<br />
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<b>Teenagers should be written like teenagers: </b>This is one of the series' strengths. You get the feeling these are kids. Mature kids, sure. But they are still hormonally charged, irrational people who do stupid things not because they are idiots, but because they are passionate and inexperienced. And during the course of the series we see them grow up and mature. And no one matures more than Aang and Zuko; Their paths are parallel.<br />
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Now, that does not mean I did not like Katara and Sokka, or that we did not see some tremendous character development in them as well. And Toft, the blind earth bender that joins them in book two. All of them are great characters that showed consistent and realistic growth along the way.<br />
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<b>Not all villains share the same goals:</b> During the course of the series we see Zuko come into conflict with Admiral Zhao and his crazy sister Azula. What makes these conflicts interesting is these characters are supposed to be on the same side. And yet all three factions have their own goals and motivations and sometimes they conflict with one another. This made for very interesting storytelling because at one point as mentioned above, Zuko, when still a villain, found himself aiding Aang if only to thwart Zhao's ambitions.<br />
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As a GM it would be good to sometimes see some villains in conflict with one another. Remember Destro and The Baroness?<br />
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One of the things that made GI Joe interesting was the fact that there were factions within the organization, that not everyone was on the same page, goal wise. So sometimes it might be in a bad guy's best interest if the good guys won.<br />
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<b>Character evolution is a wonderful thing: </b>Over the course of three seasons Zuko goes from a boy obsessed with regaining his father's love, affection and respect to a man who comes to realize that his father is the worst villain on the planet and must be stopped at all costs. This reminds me a bit of Draco Malfoy from the <i>Harry Potter</i> series-<br />
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-who one days wakes up and realizes that, holy shit, he is a super villain! His father is a bad guy and he is a bad guy as well. And at that point such characters have to make a choice; do you play the loyal son and follow the father regardless of your own morals, or do you become a man and think for yourself and do what you feel is right? Zuko chooses the latter path. This series was more than just about watching Aang and company fight hopeless odds. It was about watching Zuko's evolution from lackey to hero. And this finally brings me to...<br />
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<b>Bad guys can become good guys:</b> Like Xanatos mentioned in my last Study In Evil post, what we saw here with Zuko was the evolution of a character from full-on bad guy to something else. Only in this case rather than Zuko becoming a neutral, the prince becomes Aang's fully committed ally. Zuko has become a hero in every sense of the word, abandoning all he thought was most important in his old life, risking all in order to do what is right.<br />
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Think about it; let's say Aang had defeated Ozai. What then? With no Zuko to take over as emperor then Azula might have become queen and the war would have gone on. Or some general would have taken over. Point is, the war would have still gone on. With Zuko becoming emperor the war ended, right then. Zuko's transformation into a hero was as important as Aang defeating Ozai.<br />
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Well, I hope my observations were entertaining and/or helpful. Now go watch <i>Avatar, The Last Airbender</i>. There may be a quiz next week.Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-47416609912629563172013-03-05T15:38:00.001-08:002013-03-05T15:38:28.356-08:00Song of The Week, other stuffDon't have much to say about todays SOTW. I checked out the Girls soundtrack and this was on it. Never saw the series and I thought most of the songs weren't for me, but Icona Pop's I Don't Care and this one I liked.<br />
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As for the other stuff, I have planned a different project other than my Star Trek, TAS recaps. More details below: <br />
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Another is Warren Ellis' Planetary.<br />
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And the third is Jim Starlin's Dreadstar.<br />
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The gist of the series, at least the run during the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_Comics">Epic Comics</a> era, is about Vanth Dreadstar, the (almost) last survivor of the destruction of the Milky Way galaxy. He arrives in another and is thrown into an intergalactic war between two empires. One is a corrupt monarchy controlled by corporate forces who profit off of the endless war and do not wish to end it, the other (and this is why I bring this up) is a theocratic state out to convert the galaxy to their religion. Dreadstar wishes to stop the war, to bring down both sides. It is a pretty awesome series. It could be argued the monarchy's side is a bit of an indictment on the American military industrial complex, although if it is Starlin does not focus overly much on it at all. You do not see evil corporate bigwigs standing around plotting; that element of the series is just there in the distant background. The real bad guys are the Church of The Instrumentality; they are seen in almost every issue or at least talked about, they are the primary force to be brought down. The Instrumentality is obviously based on the Catholic church; it has Cardinals, inquisitors, the head of the church is called the Lord High Papal.<br />
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Jim Starlin is not the only guy who has done something like this. Sci-fi
author David Weber also used it for his series,
the premise of which is way too complicated here to explain.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Essentially the humans are controlled by a
church that has been designed to deliberately prevent them from creating or
using a majority of technologies. These are just two examples off the top of my head of the Catholic church being used as a model, I am certain there are others.</div>
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So, are these anti-Catholic?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Maybe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>I don’t know these men so I can’t speak for them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And let’s be real, here.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Catholic church does have a pretty
infamous reputation.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you look at the
institution’s history they are guilty of some pretty gruesome crimes.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition are
just two examples of atrocities carried out in God’s name.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And if you look at recent history there are
quite a few disturbing instances of priests (and in some cases, nuns) doing
terrible things to children and the church in some cases either covering it up
or protecting their people.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then you add
to that the church’s unwillingness to create female priests, its hardline
stance on birth control, abortion, gay marriage.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Never mind that a great many mainstream religions hold the same
attitudes; the Catholic church is the most visible. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In the face of all that the Catholic church
looks like a pretty demented organization.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And hence it is easy to demonize them.</div>
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It is
so easy, in fact, that a great many people forget the amount of good the church
has done over the centuries.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think
like most things people more easily see the bad than the good in anything, be
it a religion or country or even a person.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>How many Americans mock France for surrendering to Germany in WWII?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Never mind how many other countries also
surrendered.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Never mind how the United
States pretty much were incapable of successfully prosecuting a war in a little
country called Viet Nam and had to throw up their hands in frustration and walk away.<br />
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Credit to those of you who get the above reference. <br />
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France gets a
bum rap because people think it is funny to take the darkest chapter in their
recent history and make it the only thing that matters.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Of course, I’m sure a lot of non-Americans do
the same thing regarding the United States, ignoring all the charitable work my
country does, the billions in economic aid given to dozens of countries
annually or how swiftly we send relief to countries that suffer natural disasters. I'm not saying my country or it's leaders are without flaws. I'm just saying that like a great many other institutions it is easier to focus on the bad than the good. </div>
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Okay,
this is getting really political and I apologize.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The point is, we tend to look for the worst
and when writers are creating a fake religion perhaps it is just easy to pick
an institution that many people are eager to see the worst in.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It is a literary shortcut.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Turning The Pope into a white skinned, nose-less
monstrosity worshiping alien gods?</div>
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Yeah, a lot of people can get behind that.</div>
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But I
think the other reason writers might use the Catholic church is it’s
organizational structure.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The church is
based on a very clear-cut hierarchy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You
have priests, bishops, cardinals, pope.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Everyone is assigned to a specific region.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is not unlike how a kingdom might be
parceled out, with knights, barons, dukes, king/queen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>So when
making a church an evil organization you already have this structure already in place.</div>
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<span style="mso-tab-count: 1;"></span>How is
the Lutheran church organized?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have no
clue.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Seriously, I have none.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>We have pastors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Beyond that, I could not begin to tell you
who they answer to or how they are assigned to churches.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The same goes for the Muslim religion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How does a guy become a Mullah or Ayatollah?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I guess I could do some research and look
into it, but that’s the thing; I would have to study.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Where the Catholic church is concerned it is
pretty common knowledge how they are organized.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>You wear black?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You’re at the low
end.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Red, you are important.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wear white and gold?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You’re The Man.</div>
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I was
entertaining writing a fantasy novel and I wanted to create this new fictional
religion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And I was thinking that the
different divisions were represented by colors.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Red denoted holy knights.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>White
were messengers/ambassadors, orange archivists/teachers, gold the treasurers.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And man, was it hard to do!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Trying to create a religion from scratch is
tough work.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I kept looking at the
Catholic structure longingly at times like that.</div>
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So
those are two reasons why a writer might use the Catholics.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And it works.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>If you are writing a book.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Because when you are writing a book you have potentially millions of
readers and you can afford to offend a certain percentage of them. Because honestly, you are always going to offend a certain percentage of readers when you are a writer; it comes with the territory.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But it doesn’t work if you are
running a game because at most you will have double digit players.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And those players may be Catholics, and they
might take offense to seeing their religion denigrated.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And the same goes for potential Muslims as
well.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Is the principle bad guy a
psychotic suicide bombing Jihadist?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Think twice about that.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Take a
step back and reconsider how that might offend any potential Muslims in your
game. Does your plot involve religious extremists bombing abortion clinics? Congratulations, you just combined both political and religious themes and will likely alienate at least two players, if not start a huge argument that will poison your game.</div>
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Years
back in my super hero game, The Vindicators, I had Earth attacked by this
extra-dimensional empire known as The Tandians.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And part of the Tandian coalition was a group known as The Golden
Papacy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They were essentially a corrupt version
of the Catholic church; I had the nuns wearing makeup and sexy habits, for example, and I think
a couple priests were smoking a joint.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>No one complained, no one objected, but looking back at that now I
sometimes wonder if perhaps some of my players had been offended.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I should have given the religion a different
name.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sure, I could have used the word “nun”
because Catholics aren’t the only ones who have them.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But instead of priests I could have used “pastor”
or “minister”, terms more commonly ascribed to “protestant” religions, a term
some people take offense to, by the way*. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And I certainly could have
given the church a different name!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span>That church made only one
appearance in my game, I never used it again.</div>
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So,
what’s the solution if you want to have evil religious baddies in your game?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Simple: make a cult.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Really, cults are awesome for this sort of
thing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Cults are usually based around a
single individual and they have a reputation for crazy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Heck, there are two television series on the
air right now, <a href="http://www.fox.com/the-following/">The Following</a> and <a href="http://www.cwtv.com/shows/cult/about">Cult</a>, which are about crazy people inducing psychotics
or sociopaths into doing bad things, or brainwashing others via a
television broadcast.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>During his
Fantastic Four run Jonathan Hickman had a bad guy who was a cult leader working with <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilus">Annihilus</a>.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When it comes to bad guys
everyone can get behind in regards to hating, cults are it.</div>
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But
what if you are creating a sci-fi or fantasy religion and want some sort of
structure?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Well, that is a bit
tougher.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think Star Trek, DS9 handled
it pretty well with the Bajoran religion.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Only two ranks were ever featured; the vedeks, which were the priests,
and the leader, the kai.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It did not feel at
all Catholic. Oh sure, you had a central authority figure, but overall the religion was, well, streamlined.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>And yes, the colors red and orange were used in the costumes (which are both used in Catholic robes), but the
costume designs themselves were alien. In fact, there were little things that lent a nice air to the religion, like the fact the ear rings the Bajorans wore were actually part of their religion. It was a nice little touch.<br />
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So you can go that route, make the religion simple and straightforward. The other way to go is to make it horrifically complex and, well, alien. Create religious artifacts, taboos, ceremonies that would confuse an outsider. Heck, pick and choose elements from religions world wide. Have the aliens pray towards the galactic core three times daily in much the way Muslims pray towards Mecca. Have them literally practice cannibalism rather than in a figurative sense as Catholics do during communion. It doesn't matter if you are borrowing from established religions as long as you are careful not to borrow too much from any one, that you cannot be accused of creating space Muslims or something. There are a great many faiths you can sample from world wide: Hindu, Hebrew, Shintoism. Then there are ancient religions you can look at, like the Roman Vestal Virgins.<br />
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All well and good, you may say. But what about players who want to run religious characters? In Dungeons and Dragons this is almost always going to happen; what party is complete without a cleric, the magical field medic? I was always playing a cleric in part because no one else wanted to. So, where D & D is concerned religious characters are sort of a given. But what about other games? Can a religious character work in a modern or sci-fi setting? Why not? One of my players ran a character called Paladin, a holy knight taking orders straight from The Vatican, tasked with destroying supernatural evil. The key is to insure the player understands that in running this character he is not being given free rein to spout some personal philosophy through his character.<br />
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And a character can be spiritual without being specifically religious. Remember this guy?<br />
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Thoughtful, philosophical, reserved, willing to dispense wisdom to those prepared to listen, always taking the less violent route whenever possible, Obi Wan Kenobi is a warrior monk. That doesn't stop him from being able to kick serious ass when the situation demands; it is just in his nature to look for nonviolent solutions to problems. This is the right way to role play a spiritual character.<br />
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But if you are looking for the wrong way...<br />
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"Among my people there is a saying..." Gah. I hate Chakotay, and by the last season of Star Trek, Voyager, so did actor Robert Beltran. Chakotay was the generic native American, a mish-mash of beliefs culled from a dozen different unique cultures. He was always dispensing folksy native American wisdom either through sayings or stories, pulling rituals out of his ass like animal spirit guides and prayer wheels. Chakotay was offensive. So, don't be that guy. If you are going to play a character with deep seated beliefs from some culture then 1) know something about that culture and 2) don't throw it in people's faces all the time.<br />
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And this does bring me to Star Trek. It fascinates me how the more widely spread religions are verboten, and yet it is okay to pretty much make up generic native American or alien ones. Why aren't there Jews in space? Or Muslims, or Hindus or Shintoists? Why not a Baptist or Lutheran or a member of the Church of England? It doesn't have to be a big thing with the character, but at the same time if a player would like it noted their character practices an Earth religion, by all means let them, provided they don't make it a big deal. Why not have a ship's counselor a member of some faith? Many of our modern military institutions have priests and pastors who are trained counselors who are on hand to aid soldiers in coping with various forms of stress.<br />
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So to sum up, religion is not something to be feared either as the source of villainy, a plot device or as a facet of a player's character, as long as players and GM alike are aware of the potential pitfalls. Religion can be used to add an element of realism to a game, to help flesh out that third dimension.<br /><br /></div>
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*A quick side note: my Dad pointedly insisted “Lutheran” be etched on
his Naval dog tags, pointing out he was protesting nothing other than the fact
he was being called protestant.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That was
a pretty gutsy move for an eighteen year old man to be making.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And The United States Navy acceded to his
demand.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />
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<br />Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-31166856104002475282013-02-19T06:35:00.001-08:002013-02-19T06:35:43.628-08:00Song of the weekHopefully I will have an actual article up this Saturday. In the mean time, I give you...Saga!<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xQLWMvJ3sp4" width="420"></iframe><br />Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-72667613932675204312013-02-12T07:05:00.000-08:002013-02-12T07:05:23.035-08:00Song of the weekI am watching a new series on FX called The Americans, it is about KGB deep cover agents in Washington DC circa 1981. I'm loving the series so far, although I think part of that is due to a strong feeling of nostalgia. I won't lie; the eighties was my favorite time. I was a teenager and some of the best movies came out during the eighties (Star Trek II, Raiders of The Lost Ark, a host of others), professional wrestling was gloriously cartoonish, and the music was awesome.<br />
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And speaking of music, the producers of the series have made good use of the songs of the era (although using Quarterflash was a mistake; Harden My Heart came out in '82. Do your homework, producers). I especially loved how they used the Fleetwood Mac song Tusk:<br />
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<br />Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-36861423065733780122013-02-05T15:21:00.001-08:002013-02-05T15:21:38.705-08:00Song of the weekJesus Christ, this song is three years old already? Where do the time go...<br />
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Oh. It's Pink, the song is U + Ur Hand. Funny titles using letters and symbols in place of words got old right after Prince did it, Pink.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YUtHjOvPKT0" width="560"></iframe><br />Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-12708867436138726842013-02-02T17:27:00.000-08:002013-02-02T17:27:18.558-08:00Taboo Subjects Part Two: Politics<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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Wow, it took forever to get this article together. I hope that at the very least it will prove to be at least informative. Let me begin by saying there is something you must keep in mind from the start, and
it might seem obvious but it is amazing how easily it is forgotten:<br />
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Your players do not always share the same opinions as
you.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Crazy, I know.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>But it is true.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>You could know a person for years and yet you
might never know they are gay, or they did time in prison or they are closet
anarchists.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It all depends upon the level
of intimacy the two of you have chosen to operate on.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I have a friend I dine with almost every
Thursday but I know next to nothing about how he feels about a great many
political subjects.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>By unspoken mutual
agreement we have chosen to avoid speaking about such things, or sex, or religion, except in the broadest terms.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I feel that has been the secret to our long
standing friendship.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>That and his
infinite, Zen-like patience.<br />
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So when you are dealing with these subjects it is important
to bear this simple truth in mind.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your
players might disagree with you on some or all things political; it is important to
avoid the more controversial ones or to take a neutral stance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Your players are in your game to be
entertained, not to be swayed by your political rhetoric, either gross or
subtle.<br />
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But what about satire?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>You may ask.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A while back I wrote
an article about humor and the fact is most people aren’t very good at writing
funny.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I think I have gotten better at
it through my Star Trek recaps at The Agony Booth* but even so I would never,
ever attempt political satire.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Besides,
highly political people can be notoriously thin skinned and might not get the
joke.<br />
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And then let us address the subject of context. This may blow your mind, but not everyone on the internet is from the same place as you. Some are actually from (gasp!) other countries. Some political figures, incidents and issues might be beyond them because they have their own political figures, incidents and issues to worry about back home.<br />
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If all of this sounds blindingly obvious I apologize, but there are some people out there who just might not get it.<br />
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So where does that leave you if you want to involve real
world personages in your game?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Simple
answer: play it safe.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>In my Vindicators
game I wrote Barak Obama and British Prime Minister David Cameron and I wrote them as
being competent.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They weren’t idiots, but neither were
they statesmen.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There was a
crisis and they handled it, end of story.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>Sure, I think I jabbed a bit at Hilary Clinton but it was nothing big;
she flared up at something one of my NPCs said.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">
</span>It was there more to give an element of depth to the scene than me
picking on the Secretary of State…and it was to make my NPC look good at Clinton's expense.<br />
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As to political issues, you need to follow the same
route.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Gun control, illegal immigration, drug legalization,
abortion, gay marriage?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>All are
political hot buttons and should be avoided because while to some, or even you, the answers are obvious, a great many issues do have shades of gray to them. If you are going to choose a political element you had best find one that everyone can agree on, and the only one that comes to mind to me off the top of my head is the horrific plight of child soldiers world wide, kids forcibly drafted into the armies of African warlords. And let's be honest here; any exploration of that is going to be terminally depressing.<br />
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The same goes for tragic events. I never once mentioned 9/11 in my game, nor did I mention natural disasters like Hurricane Katrina. The reason is often these tragedies become politicized in some way, shape or form. It is better to create your own natural disaster or inhuman tragedy and try not to copy something that happened in the real world. <br />
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So moving away from real world politics, let us discuss politics in an unrealistic setting, such as fantasy or sci-fi. Star Trek was always doing this, using real world events as plot hooks. In the Star Trek, The Next Generation episode <i><a href="http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/The_Hunted_%28episode%29">The Hunted</a></i> the Angosians have created super soldiers to fight their wars. Only what do you do with these soldiers once the war is over?<br />
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This story reflects the plight of Viet Nam war veterans who, once their war was over, came home to scorn and ridicule. Considered the veterans of a war America had pretty much lost, no one gave them the respect that was heaped upon the veterans of World War II. Never mind that a great many Viet Nam veterans had been drafted, that they had not asked to go. To a public at large they were an embarrassment.<br />
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The TNG writers and producers did they chose a political subject that by the time of the episodes airing was some fifteen years old, and while Viet Nam is still a debated topic people by a large realized by then the veterans had been unjustly maligned. It was safe. So using an older political issue works. What about dressing up a modern one, like Voyager did with their episode, <i><a href="http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Critical_Care_%28episode%29">Critical Care</a></i>? This episode was about The Doctor being stolen and used in a hospital where patients are treated in a caste-like system.<br />
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Patients were afforded a level of care based on their wealth/status. The problem is this feels more like an indictment of the American health care system than anything else and so the story feels overly preachy. The lesson learned here, to my mind, is to use historical political elements rather than modern ones. And except for exceptions like the one I just mentioned, Star Trek usually made good use of this. Look at The Original Series' two principle villains, the Romulans:<br />
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Both races were meant to be fictional counterparts to the Soviets and Chinese, Communist super powers that threatened the United States during the sixties. But instead of trying to create Space Russians or the like, Gene used historical civilizations as a basis for both races. Look at the Klingons; there is this sort of Mongol horde air about them:<br />
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And in the first Romulan appearance <a href="http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Balance_of_Terror_%28episode%29"><i>Balance of Terror</i></a> there are many references to their politics that hearken back to the Roman Empire. So while the Klingons are expansionist, like the Soviets were in their occupation of various European countries and their efforts world wide to spread Communism, and while the Romulans are mysterious and largely insular much like the West viewed mainland China, there is plenty of wiggle room for the writers to ascribe whatever traits they like on these species and societies. The idea was to use a couple traits as a starting point, but not to be enslaved by the concept.<br />
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Science fiction writers often use this as well. In his <i>Honor Harrington</i> series science fiction demigod David Weber created The People's Republic of Haven and the Star Kingdom of Manticore. While Weber might get a bit preachy where the their crippling welfare state is concerned, it is obvious Haven represents expansionist France during the Napoleonic era and Manticore is the plucky British Empire spearheading the resistance.<br />
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Heck, later on in the series the Havenite government topples and is replaced by an authoritarian government much like you saw with the French revolution. Political officers could now be found on ships (much like Soviet Union's naval vessels had political officers on board their ships.). David Drake, another sci-fi deity, uses history as a template for his novels. Quite often the historical settings are unknown to all but those who live in the countries concerned and hardcore students of history.<br />
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Of course, you are going to get players who might read unintentional subtext in whatever you present, it is sometimes unavoidable. Let me give you an example. On Star Trek, DS9, the two principle aliens (at least the two before the show's rating slipped and they had to prop it up by relying on Klingons, Romulans and a host of aliens from the other side of the wormhole because DS9 was, you know, boring as all hell those first three seasons) were the Cardassians:<br />
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The Cardassians were a race that had been beaten down and decided to become more militant to resist what they perceived were numerous threats on all their borders. Ultimately they took over the planet Bajor and subjugated it's people while stripping it's resources, treating them like second class citizens. After years of terrorist acts the Cardassians ultimately gave the Bajorans their freedom. You know what this sounds like on the surface? You know what one interpretation could be? Cardassia is Israel, Bajor is Palestine. You see how offensive that might be to some Jews? Personally I do not think this is the inspiration for the Cardassia/Bajor relationship, but I can see some parallels here.<br />
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So that is something you are going to have to keep in mind if you are using any political elements in your game; no matter how hard you try you might wind up offending someone. It happens. People, if they try hard
enough, can read almost anything in what you write if they try hard
enough. It reminds me of Eddie Murphy's character in <i>Bowfinger</i>, who
counts the number of times the letter "K" is used in a script he just
read. He is convinced there is a hidden Klu Klux Klan message there.
And when his agent says "It isn't Shakespeare" Murphy takes the words
"shake" and "spear" and assumes his agent is calling him a spear
chucker. Murphy is awesome in that scene as the insecure, pampered
actor completely divorced from reality<i>.</i><br />
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Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-70978773853328771592013-01-25T20:56:00.000-08:002013-01-25T20:56:05.893-08:00Song of the week, other stuffMan, writing part two of my Sex, Religion and Politics trilogy of articles has proven to be a monumental pain in the ass. If writing about politics without alienating anyone is this tough I hate to think what discussing religion is going to be like.<br />
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I will admit when it comes to picking up on stuff I am usually the last one to know. Case in point: Archer.<br />
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Archer is an animated series on FX about a spy organization called ISIS and it's most notable agent, Sterling Archer. Who is a womanizing alcoholic and who just happens to be the son of ISIS' owner. While some of the humor is a little gross I find the stories to be pretty damn funny. And I am impressed by the way the writers are able to insure the characters skirt the line between insufferable and likeable. I checked season two out of the library and have been watching season 4 on FX.<br />
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Another series my friend Dave turned me on to is Danger 5.<br />
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Danger 5 is about an elite group of agents fighting the Nazis during WWII...At least I think it is during WWII. There is this sixties vibe coming off the series, from the soundtrack to the way things are shot. So...are the producers suggesting in this world WWII has lasted until the sixties? Are they just shooting the series to make it feel like a sixties television series? Am I over analyzing it?<br />
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So...Song of the week. I am in a nostalgic mood this week and I was thinking about songs I just don't hear on the radio any more, not even on classic rock stations. There was a band called Rainbow, or Ritchie Blackmoor's Rainbow. Blackmoor had been a guitarist with Deep Purple and Rainbow was very much his project. He hired and fired maybe a dozen people or more and the band had four front men: Ronnie James Dio, Graham Bonnet, Joe Lynn Turner, and Doogie White. While the band saw their greatest success with Turner as the front man, my favorite Rainbow song is Bonnet's Since You Been Gone:<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b2WY08kcwTY" width="420"></iframe>Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-63213280556792250772013-01-16T15:58:00.001-08:002013-01-16T15:58:30.673-08:00Song of The WeekI am a huge fan of The Beatles, and the only reason I have yet to put them up on Song of The Week is my difficulty in picking out which Beatle song. After giving it some thought the answer became obvious. Working third shift at hours in which most sane people are sleeping, there is one song that obviously fits me.<br />
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you A Hard Day's Night:<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zSm0M-BbVdY" width="420"></iframe><br />Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-57171989854161296772013-01-12T15:36:00.001-08:002013-01-12T15:36:52.159-08:00Taboo Subjects part one: SexThere are three subjects that can potentially kill a game or a friendship: sex, religion and politics. And yet if you want a game with any semblance of reality these three elements in some way, shape or form have to be involved. Oh sure, you might say. Star Trek avoids religion so I can avoid it there. And yet Star Trek doesn't; Star Trek often addresses alien religious beliefs. It is when they try to deal with human religion/spiritualism that they fail so miserably.<br />
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This is the first of three articles where I am going to address these three issues and I will endeavor to 1) keep some semblance of maturity and 2) not offend/alienate anyone. Today we will discuss sex, and while I realize sex, love and romance are all three different things and you do not need two to get the third, for the purposes of this article I will discuss all three because while it might be okay to discuss romance and love with some people, in games it can be as poisonous as sex.<br />
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Before I get seriously into it, this article will have little or no bearing on those games which are focused on romance or sex. I realize those games exist. I also realize that I am not qualified to discuss them in any great detail. <br />
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A while back I wrote an article concerning a <a href="http://gmsrevenge.blogspot.com/2010/11/random-star-trek-thoughts.html">Star Trek game</a> I was briefly involved in. In it I jumped in without doing any homework and I discovered I was on the Love Boat. Romance was rampant and the adventuring and problem solving was secondary to the relationships. The GM decided I should not be left out and created an NPC which was supposed to be my character's obvious love interest. Without talking to me about it. Combined with the overwhelming flurry of posts between players about how much in love their characters were with one another, I quit.<br />
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So I learned a few things from this experience, among them how bad an idea it is to not give potential players all the details regarding a game; players have a right to know what sort of game they are joining. But other than that I learned a few things, and other facts I was already aware were reinforced.<br />
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First of all, and this is the most important. If your game is going to have a strong romantic/sexual element to it,<i> then warn your prospective players ahead of time!</i><br />
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Second, it is up to the GM to make players aware somehow of their game's maturity level. In my game I have a rules page, showing the Vindicators game is PG-13. This means sex is implied, it is not written about. Any sexual contact results in a fade to black sort of situation. If your game is rated R or NC-17 then it is the job of the GM to make players aware of what they are getting into. Even so, when it comes to PBEMs it is almost always implied games will not contain adult content unless specified. Still, it doesn't hurt to drive that point home.<br />
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Third, do not create NPCs specifically for the purpose of creating romance for player characters. Instead, NPCs should be created for the purpose of propelling the plot forward in some way. They should fill a skill/knowledge/power gap the GM judges needs filling, or they should act as a foil for the PCs. Or they should act in a supporting manner or be the source of a sub plot. Creating an NPC you think would be a great romantic sub plot for a PC without discussing it with the player before hand is a very bad idea.<br />
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But wait, Tom, you might say. If you discuss it with the player beforehand doesn't that remove the sense of adventure and surprise? Sure, a bit. Part of the GM's job is to provide surprises and excitement. But when it comes to sex and love no one wants an unpleasant surprise. What if the PC had different ideas regarding their character's love life? What if the player thought of their character as being gay and you, the GM, assumed the PC was heterosexual? You see how things might get awkward?<br />
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But Tom, you might say. Shouldn't the player tell the GM his character is gay? Why? It's the twenty first century, people. If someone wants to play a gay character they should be allowed to. Similarly, if they want to keep that character's sexuality in the closet that's their right, too.<br />
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It is best if the players pursue the NPCs, looking for romantic involvement themselves. Follow their lead. This does not always mean their efforts should be successful, however. In the pursuit of love and romance there are no sure things. Later on, after a considerable time playing with people, when they have become your friends, then perhaps you can dare to produce romantic sub plots for them.<br />
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Next, there may be situations where players may decide between themselves they wish for their characters to pursue a romantic subplot. Let them. If the two players consent and they seem to be handling it in an adult manner, and if they work within the confine of the game's rules then they should have every opportunity to role play it out. It is when one player's advances are unwelcome that there may be trouble. Like the situation between PCs and NPCs, players should really be discussing this sort of thing in advance. Again, yes, this takes some of the fun of the unknown out of the equation. It also prevents a player from quitting because they feel uncomfortable. In one of my games I had two players actively pursue sub plots like this and it made for years of good story telling. In one case the relationship ended in tears, in the other the PC and NPC got married. And in both cases the players never, ever made the relationships the primary focus of their characters; they were just one of many facets.<br />
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Which brings me to the issue regarding how much such romantic sub plots should impact the game. In that Star Trek game I was overwhelmed with e-mails focusing on characters saying virtually nothing outside of how much they loved one another. It was like a Stephanie Meyer book, it was so bad. It was nauseating for me to have to read that crap. And then two of those players did the same thing in my game. Oh sure, some of the posts contained relevant content but a majority of it was insipid dialogue a person had to wade through.<br />
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So, what is the solution? First of all, if two players are writing a post involving a purely romantic scene they should submit it in the form of a joint post. A joint post produces a minimum of space in the mailing list and if someone doesn't care about it they can skim the e-mail. If the scene is actually necessary to the plot as a whole then it is up to the romantic interests to reign it in. They should be aware that not everyone likes that stuff and they should tone it down. Not every single post should have a character citing an endearment or a statement of how full of love their eyes are or some romantic nonsense like that. Players should have the good sense to realize their romance might not be to everyone's liking.<br />
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Finally, I want to address an issue that came up in a Star Trek game years ago. A guy wrote a post flashing back to an incident in his character's past. This incident involved a relationship his male character had with an under aged male NPC of his creation, of how they had been lovers and they had been forced apart. The player had no idea why some people took offense to this. This player was an idiot. When writing such a thing it is important to gauge the mood of player and GM alike. Consult them, damn it! Do not assume just because you don't have a problem with sensitive subjects like this your peers share your views. There is a good reason why this sort of thing is a taboo subject in Hollywood; it disturbs most people. You remember Indiana Jones?<br />
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Marion Ravenwood claimed "she was just a child" when she and Indy had their affair. It turns out she was not exaggerating. I read the book adaptation and Jones slept with Marion when she was only thirteen or fourteen years old. Indy claimed "she knew what she was doing". Not the point, Indy. This was glossed over in the movie, Marion's age during the affair never specified. What was also cut, what was in the book adaptation, was the fact that Jones had a habit of sleeping with his students. One slipped out the back door when Marcus stopped by Indy's house to tell him he had the go-ahead to get the Ark.<br />
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Adding these elements into the movie would have made Indy considerably less likeable, less heroic, wouldn't they? So yeah, stuff like this does have an impact on your character and you should really think twice before adding them for fear of alienating your fellow players. When that guy submitted this flashback it started a storm of posts that caused people to quit, because the GM should have booted the player right then and there, no question. There should have been absolutely no debate. A player that stupid, that irresponsible does not belong in your game. And a player who writes that stuff in a mainstream game should expect other players to forever see him in an unpleasant light and not wish to play with him. Yes, this Star Trek game was going to have adult content. There is a difference between writing about adult content and criminal content.Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-67698294899426310152013-01-08T06:55:00.001-08:002013-01-08T06:55:58.393-08:00Song of the weekThere is this guy, Bruno Mars. And a while back he released this single called The Lazy Song.<br />
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I really, really hate that tune. And I can't say as I'm crazy about the music video either. And yes, I saw the alternate video starring Leonard Nimoy and even that was not enough to get me to sit through that song.<br />
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So I am channel chasing and came across Mtv2...or 3...whichever one still shows music videos. And there was this pretty good video/song playing and imagine my surprise when I discovered it was Bruno Mars! So the guy has a notch in both columns with me now.<br />
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<iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/e-fA-gBCkj0" width="560"></iframe><br />Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-15740467063814020092013-01-02T07:31:00.002-08:002013-01-02T07:31:27.998-08:00Song of the week, other stuffWell, I hope everyone had a happy and safe New Year. Mine was pretty uneventful. Basically it was me watching a bunch of lackluster bowl games. How does an 8-5 team like Stanford make it to the Rose Bowl, anyway? I don't care if they won, I'm wondering why the #1 and #2 teams aren't playing against one another. Then again, I don't get why there are some 31 bowl games to begin with.<br />
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Oh. Right. Money. Silly me. At this rate there will be exactly as many bowl games as there are half the number of college football teams.<br />
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There won't be any updates for a while. I am putting together a post regarding sex, religion and politics as they relate to role playing games but depending on the length it might get broken up into three articles. Or I might break it up into three articles anyway to produce the illusion of me being a prolific writer. Speaking of writing, I hope to have another Agony Booth article up by Sunday. After that I am going to write an article defending Star Trek, The Motion Picture. I feel it is an unjustifiably maligned film and I shall cite my reasons.<br />
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Oh, song of the week! Soundgarden was this band who was huge during the nineties, and then they broke up due to creative differences. The members each went their own ways and then they reformed in 2010. In 2012, some sixteen years after their break up, they have come back as if they had not missed a beat. One of their big songs this year was Live to Rise from the Avengers soundtrack:<br />
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The team was at an auction, planning to bid for some magical item that would be key in bringing one of their own back to life. Hey, it's a super hero game based on comic books, characters always have a chance to come back to life; it all depends on the circumstances. The team's plan was to bid on the item and if they lost then try and convince whomever won to turn the item over. Or beat the crap out of them and take it. Again, it's based on a comic so violence is almost always a solution to any problem. Things grew confused. One player made an initial bid and another wondered if that was according to plan. Bear in mind that after a couple weeks memories can get a little hazy. I was not precisely sure what the plan was; I was going by a list of events I had planned out that would be triggered based on their actions. However, I gave everyone plenty of time to change their minds if they wanted to. Their item was the twelfth up for bid and I went over the first two items by way of providing the players an opportunity to scope out their surroundings, see the competition. They had some two weeks of real time two change the plan somehow if they so desired.<br />
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Things began to break down. A third party bid for the items, a potential ally or enemy depending upon circumstances. It was at this point that the player in question decided to threaten to use their magic to destroy the items if they were not given to the team. The auctioneer took exception to this and threatened sanctions against the character's magical clan if such an action were taken. The player decided to vent to me privately. They were upset that I did not give them enough time, that the implied consequences were too harsh. Finally, they were claiming my assertion that he could not carry out the implied threat anyway did not matter because his character was bluffing. I admit at this private e-mail I lost it. For the past couple months off and on I had been getting these annoying e-mails from another player on one thing or another. It was really calling my competence into question. And now I was getting this long e-mail suggesting I had gotten so many things wrong?<br />
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This player has quit my game. They might come back, I don't know. Right now I don't really care. I don't need that attitude in my game. They were wrong about the execution of the plan, they were wrong in regards to the amount of time I gave the players to change the plan, they were wrong where it came to the threats the NPC was making against them. And they were especially wrong when it came to the bluff. You see, the player did not tell anyone they were bluffing.<br />
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This is not the first time the player had run a bluff and made a mess of things. Months back, with another character, they had captured a wounded enemy. This player told another player to threaten to destroy their captive's knee, to cripple the wounded villain. Keith, the one threatening to cripple the villain, role plays Black Angel as someone with She Hulk's strength-<br />
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Black Angel was going to cripple the villain (Feldgrau, whom everyone thought was a Nazi based primarily on the name and the pic I chose, which has a woman wearing a leather military cap. Personally with her whip I saw her more as a dominatrix. But I guess Keith thought that hey, if she were a Nazi then all bets were off.) without a second's thought. This resulted in William, another player, role playing his character as strongly objecting to this torture. The result was a big mess with my contentious player claiming this was all supposed to be a bluff. The problem? He did not tell anyone he intended this to be a bluff. He had assumed everyone would be on the same page as him. The result was his character becoming unplayable because he was now stuck in the role of hero gone over the edge due to stress. It was a horrible mess because he did not do one of two things. The first would have been the most direct, and the would have been some means of in-character interaction suggesting this was a bluff. Keith's character could have easily made the threat of crippling the bad guy believable with Black Angel's training. The second? Internal monologue<br />
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Internal monologues are unique to PBEMs; they allow a player to express their character's inner thoughts, opinions and intentions so that the GM has a better handle on what the player has in mind. If a character does not say out of character what their intentions are then use of an internal monologue is a perfectly acceptable (In fact, I would say preferable) alternative in many cases, provided the intent's nature is not needed to be known by other players. This player did not seem to get the idea that if they are committing an action that seems ill-conceived or out of character, the other players and his GM are not telepathic and are unaware of his true intentions! The same goes for table top games; a player can't simply sit there, tell the GM his player said something and assume that the GM knows he is bluffing if that is his intention. One cannot assume anything is implied.<br />
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I hope this player comes back to my game at a later date. I have known him for twelve years and it would be a shame to end our friendship on this sad note.Tomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01988725434369525914noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3816396457137902768.post-42601367835780146612012-12-18T06:58:00.002-08:002012-12-20T20:25:10.854-08:00Song of the Week, other stuffHey, look at that; I've got a tenth follower! Welcome!<br />
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Damn, that makes me feel obligated to, you know, write something RPG related. I am working on something but it probably won't be up 'til after the holidays. In the mean time I realized that where Song of The Week is concerned I haven't posted any Tori Amos outside of her doing a cover of Kate Bush.<br />
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Tori Amos is one of those performers who was, in a way, cursed with starting out with the perfect album (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y_Kant_Tori_Read">Y Kant Tori Read</a> does not count. Why? Because I said so, that's why.). Little Earthquakes is a masterpiece and I rank it up there with the likes of Kate Bush's Hounds of Love. The problem is everything Tori did after that, to my ears, at least, simply does not measure up. I like some of her songs here and there but overall I think Tori really nailed it on Little Earthquakes in a way she never quite did later on.<br />
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Okay, now this could just be a situation where a musical performer has gone to places I simply do not wish to follow. I was never a fan of Prince's work, post Purple Rain. And as much as it pains me to admit it, I am not digging Kate Bush's new material. It happens. So it could be that creatively Tori is still spot on and I am not hearing it.<br />
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Anyway, I think my favorite song off the album is Tear In Your Hand:<br />
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